Stories Archive by Month - November
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The Tsa Says Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, And Kim Kardashian Will Be Exempt From Airport "Pat Downs" Due To Their Celebrity Status
LOS ANGELES - The Transportation Security Administration has issued a departmental directive stating that Hollywood celebrities Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, and Kim Kardashian will all be exempt from having to go through a "Pat Down"
Stacey Solomon Was All Set To Punch Gillian Mckeith
Skoob Entertainment News is reluctant to cover the latest Ant n Dec fuelled jungle fiasco, but we've kind of been lured back into the fold after the utter fuckwittedness of TV dietician and 'You Are
Berkshire-hathaway Makes Sweet Bid For Dairy Queen
Shocking Wall Street this afternoon with a surprise announcement over the acquisition of Dairy Queen, America's favorite ice cream franchise, Berkshire-Hathaway plans to bid $2 over DQ's current per-share market price to close the deal
Bristol Palin Makes Another Bad Decision
Reportedly texting a homophobic slur while still involved on set with the "Dancing with the Stars" reality show, Bristol Palin can't seem to stop being a liability to her Grizzly, Presidential Hopeful, Hockey Mama.
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Rick Fox Suffers Nervous Breakdown After Elimination From Dancing With The Stars
LOS ANGELES – After what appears to be a severe mental collapse suffered after being eliminated from ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, ex-NBA basketball player Rick Fox is resting comfortably in a psychiatric unit of
Wills And Kate Name Royal Wedding A-list
Clarence House - (Prenup Mess): A glittering array of celebs, WAGS, wannabes and double-barrelled whorsy tosspots will be taking part in Kate and William's nuptials on April 1st next year.
Following in Prince Charles' wedding footsteps
Royal Wedding, Economic Stimulus British Style
Unless you live in a cave in the middle of a desert on an uninhabited island and wear earplugs and a sleep mask, then you are no doubt aware of the impending nuptials of Britain's
Justin Bieber And Queen Big Losers On National Unfriend Day
Teen heart-throb Justin Bieber and Her Majesty the Queen have lost the highest number of followers and fans on the 'National Unfriend Day' blitz, according to social networking site expert Mark Suckerburgh.
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