Stories Archive by Month - November
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Cruise Buys Wife Sonogram Machine
Actor Tom Cruise purchased his pregnant wife a sonogram machine as an early Christmas present. Katie Holmes, age twenty-six, is pregnant with her first child (Cruise has two children from an earlier marriage to Nicole
George Best Dead - Secret Past Revealed
Often called the fifth member of hellraising rockers, Middle Of The Road, footballing legend, George Best, has chirped his last cheep The final whistle blown, heralding an away win for his maker and the hairy
Terrorists Foiled In Dastardly Turkey Attack
As families across America sat down to their turkey dinners this Thanksgiving, few knew how close it came to disaster. FBI officials have revealed that only days before the holiday they foiled a terrorist
Cameron To Join Rolling Stones
The Conservative leadership candidate David Cameron has joined The Rolling Stones. Mr. Cameron has astonished the world of politics by defecting to The Stones due to “irreconcilable differences' with the Tory Party and a desire
Jack The Ripper 'Was Ventriloquist's Dummy'
The infamous Victorian murderer Jack the Ripper was in fact a ventriloquist's dummy, it was claimed yesterday. Dr. Archie Mysteron, a forensic psychologist and part-time historian, yesterday revealed evidence which, he alleges, shows beyond doubt
Angry Balloon Goes On Rampage During Macy's Parade
The Dick Cheney balloon attacks other balloons and spectators.
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Gonzales On Padilla, An Exclusive Interview
Washington, DC (Charade Magazine) - Attorney General Alberto "Abu" Gonzales granted an exclusive interview today to Charade reporter Iyam Pistoff after the recent indictment
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