Stories Archive by Month - November
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Jessica Simpson Reveals Split With Nick Lachey Was Over Saddam Hussein
(Los Angeles--CA) MTV's newlyweds for eternity couldn't make it passed the shelf life of the average Twinkie. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey revealed today, through their publicist Meredith O'Sullivan, that
Debra Lafave Gets Job With Bill Clinton
NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was
Insurgents Attack Balloons At Macy's Parade, Injuring Two
New York, NY (Rotters) - Insurgents struck today in New York City at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Fortunately only two minor injuries were reported. Native American insurgents targeted
Pillsbury Doughboy Sick of Being Poked
After receiving the horrible news of having acid reflux, the Pillsbury doughboy told Americans around America that he was sick of being poked. This is horrible news for Pillsbury, who has based their campaign for
Cruise Demonstrates Katie's Sonogram Machine
New York, NY (APE) - Tom Cruise today unveiled the new sonogram machine that he purchased for his fiancée Katie Holmes. The purchase was recently discussed with Barbara Walters and
Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey Split
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Bush Blames Nation's Problems On Justice League; Calls On Marvel Superheroes To Fill Void
SARASOTA, FLORIDA − During a post Thanksgiving address to the Sarasota Christian Ladies' Rotary Club, President Bush placed blame for many of the issues which critics have accused his Administration of causing or mishandling squarely
International Star Registry Now To Name Rocks, Shrubs, And Trees
After years of providing happiness to romantics the world over by “officially” naming stars for them, the International Star Registry (ISR) has decided to expand its naming services to include trees, shrubs, and rocks.
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