Stories Archive by Month - November

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Anagrams By Laurie: Rumsfeld Steps Down

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 Bongo News
Added: 21 November 2006
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Ps3 Fan Reports Slaughtering Crowd Outside Store

(2006-11-16) -- More than 200 Sony PlayStation fans, waiting outside a Best Buy store in San Jose, California, were virtually annihilated today, according to a 911 call, by one gamer determined to be among the

 Scrapple Face
Added: 20 November 2006
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Yule-mate Takes The Pain Out of Christmas Gift-giving

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorBedford Falls, November 12, 2026The revolutionary Yule-Mate Personal Holiday Robot from Christmas Industries, Inc. promises a solution to the leading causes of consumer holiday stress: the

 Avantnews
Added: 20 November 2006
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Pic of The Week: November 19, 2006

No emails, so I can only conclude that no one actually reads these description tags. WOOO PENIS PENIS BOOBS

American Television Star Killed While Vacationing In Japan.

American Television Star Killed While Vacationing In Japan.

A former American television star was found dead off the coast of Japan earlier this week, the apparent victim of drowning. While an exact cause of death for the

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 20 November 2006
Democrats To Boost Minimum Wage, Minimum Service

Democrats To Boost Minimum Wage, Minimum Service

(2006-11-17) -- Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-MA, yesterday said his priority during the new Congressional session next year will be to require employers to boost the minimum wage from $5.15 to $7.25 per hour, and

 Scrapple Face
Added: 20 November 2006
Secret U.S. Iraq Plan: Go Public, Go Home, Go Mecca

Secret U.S. Iraq Plan: Go Public, Go Home, Go Mecca

(2006-11-20) -- According to a newly pre-released secret Pentagon document, the U.S. military is considering three options for dealing with the situation in Iraq, dubbed 'Go Public, Go Home and Go Mecca.' The unnamed Pentagon official

 Scrapple Face
Added: 20 November 2006
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Hustle-challenged Ramirez Stymies Sox Dealmakers

NAPLES, Florida. Manny Ramirez, the discontented Red Sox outfielder who has been trying to get out of Boston almost as long as he's been there, today threw a roadblock in front of club management as

 The Spoof
Added: 20 November 2006


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