Stories Archive by Month - November
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Pentagon(y) New Recruitment Bonuses: Ps3, Ipod, Or Breast Implants
Washington -- Recruitment is down, triggering talk all over DC of draft reinstatement. But is a draft the only solution to tanking numbers?...
News In Sexy Brief: November 19, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.
Islamic Rage Boy To Star In Re-make of Animal House
On the heels of his stunning turn in Yentl II, Islamic Rage Boy has agreed to play the role of Bluto in a re-make of Animal House that is scheduled for a summer, 2007 release.
Closet Liberal's Cover Blown At Thanksgiving Dinner
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Time Team To Excavate Griff Rhys Jones Face
In conjuncture to the Beeb's Comics in Need night airing this week the 'hit' televisual programme Time Team has chimed in with its own very special fund raising extravaganza.
Oj Simpson's Hypothetical Cell Mate Writes Book About How He Would Hypothetically Rape Him
The shocking news that O.J. Simpson is going public with a book and interview about how he could have hypothetically killed Nicole Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman in 1995 has drawn scorn and revulsion
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Added: 20 November 2006
Vietnam The Latest To File Lawsuit Against "Bushrat"
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Hanoi, Vietnam (Rotters) - Vietnamese President Nguyen Minh Triet today announced that the country would be initiating a lawsuit against controversial improvisational comedian/politician "Bushrat", joining
Toys For Tots Okays "Talking Jesus" Donation, Possibly Paving Way For Islamic Rage Boy Gift
Toys for Tots, part of the Marine Corps Reserves, has reversed direction and opted to accept a donation of talking Jesus dolls from a California company after initially rejecting the offer. Bill Grein, vice president
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