Stories Archive by Month - November

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Bush Travels To Iraq To Set New Course, Himself

Bush Travels To Iraq To Set New Course, Himself

Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has made a secret trip to Iraq following his meetings in Indonesia yesterday. The secret visit, which is ongoing at this hour, is being used

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 25 November 2006
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Democrats Begin Clean Up After Six Years of Republican Foolishness

With Democrats in Power, Will Anything Change? With a newly elected Democratic Congress trying to put the brakes on the worst American president in history, many are breathing a sigh

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 25 November 2006
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Guest Editorial By Noted Turkey Historian Oswald W. Gobblewitz

Guest Editorial- Oswald W. Gobblewitz I am writing this article with the hope that I can still reach some of you before you make a grave mistake. I am a blunt bird so I will

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 25 November 2006
Oj Simpson Finally Confesses:  Ghostwriter Killed Nicole Brown And Ronald Goldman

Oj Simpson Finally Confesses: Ghostwriter Killed Nicole Brown And Ronald Goldman

MIAMI - O.J. Simpson has finally told the whole truth about the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman - now that he knows it - confessing that the ghostwriter for his ill-fated 'If

 The Spoof
Added: 25 November 2006
Retro-nose: All-time Best Fake Thanksgiving Quotes

Retro-nose: All-time Best Fake Thanksgiving Quotes

We have compiled some lesser known, fake Thanksgiving quotes for your holiday reading enjoyment.Thanksgiving is just another exploitative white capitalistic pig holiday. - Michael Moore at the release for his new anti-Thanksgiving movie, Is That

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 25 November 2006
Tomkat Wedding Marred By Space Alien Melee

Tomkat Wedding Marred By Space Alien Melee

The alien-studded wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Italy was violently disrupted when the Great Gazoo, Islamic Rage Boy, and the saber-toothed creature from “Alien� wound up in a drunken scrum during the

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 25 November 2006
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The Turkeycrats

From: Prexy43 [Bush] To: LiberalJerkwad [Tobin] Subject: cranberry barbecue sauce Happy Thanksgiving, queef. I'm in a bad mood this year (no doy!) so I've decided not to pardon the turkey. Hang him like Saddam! I mean, every time

 George Bush Is My Friend
Added: 25 November 2006
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Sony Playstation 3 Blamed For Deaths: In Iraq

Unconfirmed sources have linked the New Sony Play Station 3 to a surge in deadly violence. From the safety of the Camp David Holiday retreat President George W. Bush blasted Sony

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 25 November 2006


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