Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has made a secret trip to Iraq following his meetings in Indonesia yesterday. The secret visit, which is ongoing at this hour, is being used
With Democrats in Power, Will Anything Change?
With a newly elected Democratic Congress trying to put the brakes on the worst American president in history, many are breathing a sigh
Guest Editorial- Oswald W. Gobblewitz I am writing this article with the hope that I can still reach some of you before you make a grave mistake. I am a blunt bird so I will
MIAMI - O.J. Simpson has finally told the whole truth about the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman - now that he knows it - confessing that the ghostwriter for his ill-fated 'If
We have compiled some lesser known, fake Thanksgiving quotes for your holiday reading enjoyment.Thanksgiving is just another exploitative white capitalistic pig holiday. - Michael Moore at the release for his new anti-Thanksgiving movie, Is That
The alien-studded wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Italy was violently disrupted when the Great Gazoo, Islamic Rage Boy, and the saber-toothed creature from “Alien� wound up in a drunken scrum during the
From: Prexy43 [Bush]
To: LiberalJerkwad [Tobin]
Subject: cranberry barbecue sauce
Happy Thanksgiving, queef. I'm in a bad mood this year (no doy!) so I've decided not to pardon the turkey. Hang him like Saddam! I mean, every time
Unconfirmed sources have linked the New Sony Play Station 3 to a surge in deadly violence. From the safety of the Camp David Holiday retreat President George W. Bush blasted Sony