Stories Archive by Month - November
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White House Pardons Turkey, Executes Bird
Washington, DC (Rotters) - President Bush today in a small ceremony in the Rose Garden pardoned the official White House turkey, Karl. Karl and his alternate turkey, Rummy, who
Michael Richards In, John Bolton Out As New Bush Ambassador To Un
Washington, DC (Rotters) - The White House this morning, in a hurried press conference, announced that the president would be withdrawing his controversial reappointment of John Bolton as US
92-year-old Granny Dies In Shootout With Police
Atlanta, GA, 11/23/06 (Rioters News Service): Atlanta police shot and killed a 92 year old woman in a shootout after she shot three of the officers. Police had entered her home in pursuit of a
Borat Sues Glod, Village In Romania
US Federal Court, Eastern District of New York, Brooklyn, NY, 11/24/06 (Iwishiwasa News Service): The character 'Borat', an imaginary journalist from Kazakhstan, has sued the village of Glod, Romania for $150 million dollars. The suit
"Kramer" Slips Up Again, Verbally Assaults "Black Friday"
Just days after apologizing for a profanity-laden, racial tirade while performing at a comedy club, former Seinfeld star Michael Richards has landed in hot water yet again. This time the object of his wrath was
Magician Disillusioned
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorColon, Michigan, December 9, 2008For decades, his name was a household word, like Kleenex or Chapstick. Millions of people around the world had watched mystified as he
Buoyed By Reception To His Pompadour, Rangel Seeks To Reinstate Draft
Riding a wave of popular support on the heels of his successful reintroduction of the pompadour hairstyle back into popular culture, U.S. Representative Charles Rangel is at it again. The New York-based Rangel has recently
Ipod To Come With Digital Love Sensor
Apple are set to launch a new iPod with an interesting add-on accessory - the digital love sensor. The sensor fits into the USB connector and assesses your ability to be a lover.
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