Stories Archive by Month - November
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Licking Lindsay Lohan Is Hottest New Thrill For Teens
Malibu, California -- In what is becoming an increasingly distressing and common trend for over privileged rich kids, Lindsay Lohan highs are leading to numerous hospitalizations and in some cases death.
Nyc Murders Drop, Democrats Call For Cop Pull Out
(2007-11-24) -- As the number of murders in New York City reached a 40-year low, Democrats in Congress introduced a measure calling for an immediate and total pull-out of law enforcement personnel citing the high
Oral Roberts University President Really Sux Say Students
Tulsa, Oklahoma - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): Scholars at the beleaguered Oral Roberts University have voiced approval of their president finally getting booted off the campus after months of complaining about him being a snide
One Person Injured At Local Mall During Black Friday Ritual Annual Running of The Shoppers
One person was injured this morning after taking part in the annual running of the shoppers ritual. Fernando Ruiz was taken to Durham Regional and treated for a deep puncture in his side after being
Government Bans Xmas Decorations
The Government of Austerica has issued a blanket ban on Christmas decorations, citing the risk of terrorist attack as justification.
New Third Runway Will Save A Million Plastic Bags
FEARS THAT a new third runway at Heathrow will lead to environmental damage were quashed today by a new report which shows that it will actually save the world. The report states that the new
Apple Unveils New "IRod"
Cupertino, California - Following in the footsteps of the popular iPod and iPhone, Apple Inc. has announced an even more sensational marketing campaign this holiday season: the 'iRod'.
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Added: 24 November 2007
Benazir Bhutto - "Saviour of Pakistan's Poor" - To Model For House of Hermes
Stating, 'She's the epitome of Glam-bam-thank you maam', the fashion house Hermes has signed a multi-billion dollar contract with wannabe, 3rd time Prime Minister of Pakistan, Benazir Bhutto
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