Stories Archive by Month - November
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Lost Cds Turn Up - Not Much Harm Done
The lost Child Benefit database CDs containing the personal information of more than 25million people, have been found 'safe and well' - one at a HMV store in Newcastle, the other at a branch...
Wal-mart Shopping Frenzy : 4 Year Old Accidently Purchased
(Birmingham: Alabama) Ucs News: The traditional black friday shopping madness took a shocking turn. Just minutes after shoppers charged into the Birmingham Wal-mart an unattended child was swept up into the
Conjoined Twin Brothers Separated
LONDON - A hospital spokesperson announced that the surgical procedure to separate two conjoined twin brothers was a complete success.
Pardoned National Turkeys May And Flower Found Dead, Eaten
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the turkeys President Bush pardoned before Thanksgiving are dead. The two turkeys, May and Flowers, that were publicly pardoned by the President in the Rose Garden
Nobody Wants England Job
There was real drama at Football Association headquarters today when it emerged that NOBODY wants to manage the England national team.
Heather Mills Mccartney Arrested
SALEM, MASSACHUSETTS - While in town visiting the graves of her ancestors, Heather Mills McCartney was arrested and charged with six counts of 'abnormal flying' under Salem's so-called 'witch ordinance' which dates b...
Pisces horoscope
Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......
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