Stories Archive by Month - November

Adam Lambert, the winner of 2009\'s American Idol competition, put on an innuendo-filled performance at the American Music Awards -- including kissing his male keyboard player and quickly playing a Devo solo on the keyboard

Washington AC/DC - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): Miniscule pollen traces on Barack Obama\'s birth certificate have been identified as Alaskan Matanuska Thunderfuck strains. The discovery flames an already bitter Birthers\' argument that the plant mat...

Following Katie Price\'s shockingly predictable \'I\'m A Celebrity\' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a

While the usual remark about how in Soviet Russia ‘the online bargains BUY YOU’ would be passé and clichéd, news that the UK government will be working with Microsoft to deliver a state-run advertising network

Shocked TV Viewers See Pudsey Bear Grope Female Presenter During Children in Need! Perpetrator Revealed as Disgraced Children\'s Entertainer Sexually Obsessed with Children\'s TV Characters!

Katie Price, aka former glamour model Jordan reacted badly when she was shown recorded footage of herself in \'I\'m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here\', the crap reality TV show presented by Ant and

Brussels - (Hustings): Low-budget Belgian Prime Monster, Herman Van Ron Paul, first cousin once-removed to the famous Texan statesman, slid to a massive EU presidential victory this week. Van Ron Paul stormed into Pole position after

Scumbag paparazzi Pepe Moldini is claiming he has proof that Jedward are GAY. The vile Italian photo-fiend, a member of the terrifying Palermo based Scallioni family, says he spotted John and Edward Grimes in a