Stories Archive by Month - November
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Stars Desperate For Orphan Kids
African adopted babies have become the latest 'must have' accessory this Christmas for the stars. Following on from Madonna et al, adoption homes in Britain are reporting that significant numbers of British kids are being
Blair Pleading With Creditors Not To Call In Loans
London - (Associated Mess): As he stands outside a Whitehall, SW1 Cash Pervertors outlet clutching the ubiquitous black plastic sack full of pawnable looted Downing Street objets d'art, the Prime Monster's blind trust portfolio bagman
Renée Zellweger Explodes On Set of Bridget Jones 3
Tragic news reaching us today about oscar-winning actress Renée Zellweger. It seems that the preparation phase of the new Bridget Jones movie (Bridget Jones 3 - The Wrath of Khan and this time it's personal)
Mythbusters Build Hyper-sonic Zune Launching Cannon:
Unconfirmed sources report Mythbusters co-hosts Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage have assembled a Zune firing air cannon with a muzzle velocity of over 800 MPH. According to Hyneman "We selected the
Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston The Face of Fast Food
(Los Angeles--CA) 'The problem with fast food is it needs the right face. Sean Preston Spears (once Federline) is that face.' Those were the words of Anne D. Davis, President of the Fast food Alliance
"Wronger Than All His Wrongs Put Together" - Cheney
The White House, Washington, DC, 11/28/06 (Rioters News Service): In a rare moment of honesty, VP Chaney has disclosed the real reasons Donald Rumsfeld recently got the boot as US Secretary of defense.
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