Stories Archive by Month - November

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Large Hadron Collider Finds No Trace of Higgs Boson

Red-faced scientists working with the $12 billion Large Hadron Collider (LHC) admitted today that they have found no evidence at all of the so-called mysterious Higgs Boson nor have they

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Roswell Ufo Incident Finally Cleared Up!

What really happened in 1947 when a UFO was supposed to have landed in New Mexico and the remains of an alien were discovered, have been the speculation of writers and UFO enthusiasts for over

 The Spoof
Added: 30 November 2009
\'New Moon\' Removed From North American Theatres

\'New Moon\' Removed From North American Theatres

There is no doubt at all that the "Twilight Saga: New Moon" movie is big. Even bigger than the Jonas Brothers\' penises... Combined! And because of the incredible success of \'New Moon\' globally, some North

Tiger Woods Says He\'s A Victim of Road Rage

Tiger Woods Says He\'s A Victim of Road Rage

ORLANDO, Florida - The world\'s greatest golfer Eldrick Tont Woods, better known as Tiger Woods has been injured in a one car road rage accident. Tiger Woods received cuts to his face, both his golfing hands,

 The Spoof
Added: 29 November 2009
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Tiger Woods And Wife In Possible Auto Insurance Scam?

The mystery surrounding Tiger\'s car accident this past weekend deepened tonight as Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren still refuse to discuss the incident, forcing friends, associates and strangers

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 29 November 2009
Kanye West Discloses Ebbw Vale Grime Origins of \'Valley Rap\' To Jay-z & Eminem

Kanye West Discloses Ebbw Vale Grime Origins of \'Valley Rap\' To Jay-z & Eminem

Rap da Valley, created by Kanye West and rumoured to become the new sound of Hip-Hop has its roots in the coal mines of South Wales. At a satellite news conference yesterday in Merthyr Tydfil, West

 The Spoof
Added: 29 November 2009
The White House Party Crashers, The Salahis Invited To Play Nude Tennis At The Playboy Mansion

The White House Party Crashers, The Salahis Invited To Play Nude Tennis At The Playboy Mansion

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has invited Tareg and Michaele Salahi to participate in a charity nude tennis match at his Playboy Mansion. The Salahis have gained world wide notoriety for crashing a White

 The Spoof
Added: 29 November 2009
The Gay Community Is So Mad At Adam Lambert They Want Him To Become Straight

The Gay Community Is So Mad At Adam Lambert They Want Him To Become Straight

SAN FRANCISCO - Hundreds of members of the gay community are so upset with Adam Lambert\'s sexually-charged gay orgy performance on the American Music Awards show that they want him banned from the gay community. And

 The Spoof
Added: 28 November 2009


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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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