Stories Archive by Month - November
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Octumom Tells Jon And Kate of Jon And Kate Plus 8 She Wants Their Kids
LA HABRA, California - The world\'s most famous octuplets mother Nadya Suleman has told reporters that she would be willing to take all of Jon and Kate Gosselin\'s eight children.
Suleman said that she realizes that
Jay-z, Eminem & P Diddy Hit Merthyr Tydfil To Learn Kanye West\'s \'Valley Rap\'
Stars of Hip-Hop are heading for Wales to learn the secret of the Kanye West inspired \'Valley Rap\' which is about to take the charts by storm.
Everyone who has thus far heard Kanye West
\'Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses\' Designer Booked For Susan Boyle Topless Nuptials
London - (Bridle Path): So far there\'s no actual bridegroom, wedding ring or other essential paraphernalia. But, hey! Where\'s the obstacle?
Sussan Boyle PR sources said today their client had booked Russian topless wedding dress
Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours
"I have never expressed a desire to marry Susan Boyle, or Kristen Stewart, or anybody else for that matter," Brit actor and star of the \'Twilight\' movies, Robert Pattinson today told a packed Press Corps
Selena Gomez Cries Out, "I\'m Not The Hispanic Miley Cyrus, Miley\'s The Anglo Selena Gomez"
SANTA MONICA, California - Speaking from her apartment in Santa Monica, Selena Gomez said that she is tired of the media, the paparazzi, and the American pubic comparing her to Miley Cyrus.
Selena recently yelled out
Moon-based Servers Only Hope For Bitorrent Trackers
The Moon bitches. That’s right. The Moon. The Piratebay have just landed a Dual Xeon Apache server in the Sea of Tranquillity and until the day the RIAA build an actual Deathstar capable of destroying
Dancing With The Stars Signs Ozzy Osbourne For It\'s 2010 Season
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars have just announced that they have signed Kelly Osbourne\'s father, Ozzy Osbourne to be one of the 16 contestants on next year\'s edition of Dancing With
Tina Fey\'s Attempt To Play The Role of Susan Boyle Not Convincing!
Saturday Night Live\'s Tina Fey who has done some amazing stuff imitating many stars, especially that of VP Candidate Sarah Palin, apparently flopped completely on this weekend\'s show at an attempt to imitate Susan Boyle.
"No
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