Stories Archive by Month - December

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Westmount Ndp Candidate Confident He Won't Lose As Badly This Time

"I'm gonna lose by 15,000 votes maximum this time around, I can feel it."

 The Hammer
Added: 07 December 2005
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Ford Motor Co. Cars Not Gay

The Ford Mustang might be gay. Written by Joe Wilson NEW YORK (PoopyCaca.com) − In response...

 Poopy Caca
Added: 07 December 2005
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6 Republican Congressmen Not Tied To Tom Delay / Jack Abramoff Scandal

Unconfirmed sources report that not all of the US Congress has been corrupted by Washington lobbyists. In response to the growing criticism of the GOP, Republican Party chairmen Ken Mehlmen felt

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 07 December 2005
Medical Schools To Give Equal Time To Demonic Possession

Medical Schools To Give Equal Time To Demonic Possession

Washington, DC. The American Medical Association (AMA) today caved in to Christian Fundamentalists who are upset with the monopoly that Pasteur's Germ Theory of Disease has had in medical school curricula for more than 100

 The Spoof
Added: 07 December 2005
Bush Has A 'Plan For Victor,' His Gay Lover

Bush Has A 'Plan For Victor,' His Gay Lover

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 Bongo News
Added: 07 December 2005
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Harper Cancels Campaign Photo-op When He Can't Find Guy In Turban To Stand Behind Him In Press Conference

Conservative Leader Stephen Harper had to cancel a campaign appearance earlier today, when "the guy in the turban" who was supposed to be standing behind him as he gave a speech on taxes couldn't be

 The Hammer
Added: 07 December 2005
Tube Train Arrives On Time - Driver Suspended

Tube Train Arrives On Time - Driver Suspended

London Underground were at the centre of yet another embarassment today after one of its trains arrived on time, bringing yet more misery to the capital...

 The Spoof
Added: 07 December 2005
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Dying Man Hopes He Has The Strength To Vote Liberal On January 23

71-year-old Dwight Frumpton of Windsor, who is desperately ill from diabetes and emphysema, is really hoping he will have the strength to vote for the Liberals in the upcoming federal election.

 The Hammer
Added: 07 December 2005


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