Stories Archive by Month - December
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
George Bush Chosen Worst US President Ever By Cfr
WASHINGTON (UPI)-- President George W. Bush reacted with deep thankfulness at being chosen as the worst president ever of the United States by the Council on Foreign Relations Prize Committee.
The Topless Photos of Jennifer Aniston
This story has no summary. Click the title to read the full story.
Terrorists To Move From Secret Jails To Eu Building
(2005-12-06) ? Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, in a concession to international critics of the CIA?s practice of holding terrorists in secret prisons, today said the 11 top al Qaeda prisoners would be moved to
Bush Returns From Secret Visit To Narnia After Meeting With Aslan
The White House announced late last night that far from being at Camp David over the weekend the President has been to Narnia to visit the troops. The President made
God Denies "Any Possibility of Intelligent Design"
In a surprise revelation, the Vatican has announced that one of the miracles to be introduced in Pope John Paul II's cause for sainthood is a taped conversation between the pontiff and God, held at
Bush Receives Partial Face Transplant
Washington, DC (APE) - President Bush, notably absent from Washington, DC this weekend resurfaced today after a secret trip from Paris France, where he apparently underwent a partial face transplant at
Politicians To Be Featured In Next Ben Stiller Movie, "Congressional Fockers"
Over 20 members of the U.S. Congress and Senate will have feature roles in Ben Stiller's next Focker movie. Tentatively titled "Congressional Fockers", the movie will show Stiller's character and the zany antics of some
Taurus horoscope
Dank inhospitable service station toilets may turn out to be your best friend today. Check your email daily. Because......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.