Stories Archive by Month - December
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Al Sharpton Protests Tiger's Choices of All White Babes With Blond Hair
The Reverend Al Sharpton has called for a black sex summit with Tiger Woods to confront Tiger's consistent pick of young white gals with straight blond hair for mistresses. Sharpton stated for reporters that "Tiger
Caddie Gives "Full Support For Tiger Woods"
From his home in New Zealand, a caddie stated today that he "fully supports Tiger" while he wrestles with Elin Woods over his harem of blond shankster girls.
The caddy, a major sidekick sportster dude
South Dakota Man Couldn't Care Less About Tiger Woods
Leroy Jenkins, an unemployed 34 year old truck driver from Jackson, South Dakota, claims he couldn't care less about Tiger Woods' recent car accident or his extramarital affairs with Rachel
Mayor Attacks Obama For Preempting Charlie Brown X-mas In America's Fartland
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Top 11 Most Unlikely Things Said During An Online Video Gaming Session
Hey, you're still learning. Don't blame yourself for our loss. There's always next time.
Berlusconi Ok's Conjugal Visits For Amanda Knox: Guess Who's On Her Wish List?
Italy's Priapic President, Silvio Berlusconi showed a sense of humanity today when he authorized the reactivation of conjugal visits for convicted murderess Amanda Knox.
Knox, who had been imprisoned for over two years while Italian Justice
Osama Bin Laden Spotted In A Karachi, Pakistan Record Store Buying Susan Boyle's Cd
KARACHI, Pakistan - Osama Bin Laden the world's number one fugitive has been spotted in Karachi, Pakistan.
Bin Laden was seen standing in line at Camel Connie's CD Shop in downtown Karachi. "The Bastard" as he
This Christmas, I'm Going To Give My Kids The Best Present Ever: Their Fucking Lives
It's Christmas again, the time of year when everyone -- even me – buys things for others...just to be nice, you know? But guess what, assholes? This year is going to be different. I'm filled
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