Stories Archive by Month - December

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Tiger Receives Interesting Proposal

NEW YORK CITY - One of the "Woodwork" girls, Rachel Uchitel has reportedly conveyed to Tiger Woods that if his wife Elin divorces him she would be willing to marry him. Uchitel, who use to manage

 The Spoof
Added: 07 December 2009
Robert Pattinson In Black Eye Mystery

Robert Pattinson In Black Eye Mystery

Your local news reporting team decided that further investigation was warranted when I spotted pics of Twilight star Robert Pattinson sporting what appeared to be a black eye, and horror of all horrors for teens

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It Might Not Happen Tomorrow: So Keep On Polluting

With Climategate emerging and Al Gore's 'world fever' breaking a bit, It could happen tomorrow might now be renamed It could happen next Tuesday around dinner time. Of course, this is a long title

 Daily Discord
Added: 07 December 2009
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Liar, Liar

Britain's Biggest Liar Exposed! Top Faker Allegedly Made Millions From Selling Outrageous Lies to the Press! Convinced Reporters that Cliff Richard a Satanist, Bridget Bardot a Vivisectionist!

 The Sleaze
Added: 07 December 2009
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Meredith Baxter: "Hello! I Said I'm Gay! Is Anybody Out There?"

Former sitcom TV mom, Meredith Baxter, from the 1880s...sorry, from the 1980s show 'Family Ties' attempted to make the rounds on a second press junket after being knocked off the front pages and talks shows

 The Spoof
Added: 07 December 2009
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X-factor's Danyl Johnson And Olly Murs Argue Over Stacey Solomon

LONDON - The X-Factor is down to four contestants but the way tempers have been flaring up someone may end up getting disqualified for "unsportsmanlike conduct." Danyl Johnson and Olly Murs nearly came to blows after

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Cori Rist Or Cori List In New Tiger Shagging Twist?

New York - (Labia Babe): "Cori List? Hahaha. That's just an anagram of clitoris. Go figure!" the anonymous blonde gal-about-town told LA FagHagSlagMag reporters today. Ms List blames a Japanese celeb-watch site for the accidental miss-spelling...

 The Spoof
Added: 07 December 2009
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Off The Wrist: Marc Bolan

Masturbatory Fantasies of the Rich and Famous Revealed! This Time: Seventies Glam Rocker Marc Bolan's Plank Spanking Habits Exposed!

 The Sleaze
Added: 07 December 2009


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