Stories Archive by Month - December
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London's Burning
In the words of the late and much lamented Joe Strummer, of The Clash: London's burning.
Violence flared around Parliament Square as students protesting against increases in tuition fees were met by police officers, who elected
Research Monkey Lands Junior Physicist Job At The Hadron Collider, Then Is Terminated Next Day
Geneva, Switzerland - JoJo, a rescued research monkey and former casual labor employee of Sexxxy Sadie's Topless Dance Club in Baltimore, was recently hired as a Junior Physicist to head up one of the operational
David Cameron Brings Out The Big Guns To Quell Student Riots
Prime Minister David Cameron is moving aggressively in a bid to restore order as rioting students trash central London.
"He's delighted, as a Conservative Prime Minister, to have a war to fight," said Peregrine
Robert Pattinson Was Once Engaged To Lady Di Relative
He was only 19 at the time but according to what was released by the press this morning, actor Robert Pattinson was once engaged to a distant cousin of the late Lady Diana, former wife
Howard Stern To Sirius: Let's Make It An Even Billion. I'll Stay Until 2015.
AARP-eligible shock-jock Howard Stern has locked himself into a dying medium, signing with nearly-bankrupt Sirius/XM for another five years, and $500 million.
The previous five-year agreement, which began in 2006 and runs through the end of
Maternity Ward Marriage Service
After a successful trial in Tameside and Glossop health authority, the NHS is set to roll out Wedding Services in the maternity wards of its hospitals.
"We have about fifty hospital chaplains," said Tameside and Glossop
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