Stories Archive by Month - December
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Wish List: Kate Middleton Wedding Registry Released
With her first marriage pending, Kate Middleton faces the task of setting up house as a young wife. And, having lived largely at home over the past decade, there's virtually nothing she doesn't need.
"She's
Microsoft™ To Produce Windows
Software company Microsoft™ has decided to go into hardware business to produce what it has been producing all along: the windows. Only this time they will be hard, and the transition from soft to hard
Wiki-leaked: Assange Diaries Published On Internet
The phrase "hit em where it hurts" has never been so applicable. Or, as the Global Governments have decided, they're serving a dish best served cold... on Julian Assange.
Tired of having their private lives splashed
Nina Dobrev of 'The Vampire Diaries' Hints At Upcoming Sensuously Steamy Sex Scenes
HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev, the star of The Vampire Diaries has dropped some not-so-subtle hints at some upcoming sex scenes on the CW TV teen drama vampire show.
Dobrev, who was born in Sofia, Bulgaria, stated
Balotelli Told To Fight For Place In Team, Punches Boateng In The Face
Manchester City Bad Boy Mario Balotelli has run into trouble again in his short yet controversial Manchester City career.
In whats only going to further add to the unrest at Eastlands, Balotelli has reportedly punched team
Hooping For Homos: Don't Ask, Don't…just Don't Ask
Flagstaff, AZ—Dozens of people came out to support the LGBTQ community in front of City Hall this Saturday in downtown Flagstaff.  Once there, I immediately asked what the acronym LGBTQ stood for, but, as
"Ellie Goulding Wants Shooting" Says Jazz Diva Anne Shuttlecock
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was apparently looking forward to a day of relaxation following four days of traumatic twelve hour shifts at work, but alas it was not to be.
As the recalcitrant curmudgeon popped his
Asteroid Smites Holy Thorn of Glastonbury!
Glastonbury, Wilts - (Apocalyptic Mess): Planted as a tiny cutting by Joseph of Arimathea circa 34AD the Holy Thorn of Wearyall Hill was destroyed by cosmic fire last night.
Onlookers reported a giant space fireball streaking
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