Stories Archive by Month - December

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Cbs Picks Katie Couric As Evening News Anchor: "We Didn't Want A Pretty Face"

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Sister Paris Hilton Gives Tips To Young Women

BELMAR, NJ (AP) In her first public appearance since taking vows in the Catholic Church, Sister Paris Hilton gave a talk to an assembly of girls at the St. Rose High School in this seaside

George W. Bush Enjoyed Watching Brokeback Mountain

George W. Bush Enjoyed Watching Brokeback Mountain

Unconfirmed sources reports The President of the United States has previewed the new western Epic. Brokeback Mountain stars Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal as two troubled but love struck cowboys that

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 11 December 2005
Enthusiasm For Death Penalty Wanes

Enthusiasm For Death Penalty Wanes

An exclusive report from Texas by our man at the end of his tether

 Utterpants
Added: 11 December 2005
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Buck Jones: Johnny Depp

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 Bongo News
Added: 11 December 2005
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Giant Ape Storms Manhattan Again !

New York, New York (UPSI) - New Yorkers will be continuing their Christmas shopping next week under a barrage of promotionals exhorting them to look to the skies. The Big

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 11 December 2005
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Hugo Ballz: Ipod Murder

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 Bongo News
Added: 11 December 2005
Phone Sex Foils Suicide Attempt

Phone Sex Foils Suicide Attempt

Sweet talking Samaritan saves man from certain death

 Utterpants
Added: 11 December 2005


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