Stories Archive by Month - December

We reveal what a dangerous time Christmas can be for girls

Baghdad, Iraq (Rotters) - A combined Iraqi American task force raided a suspected government detention center last Thursday in Baghdad, and discovered over 600 prisoners crammed into the tiny location, with

We were going to wish everyone 'Peace on Earth' in a non-threatening, non-denominational, all-embracing fashion as usual for the Black Friday-Christmas-Hanukkah-Kwanzaa conglomeration -- with more sarcasm than usual, but retaining some residual sincerity nonetheless, When

Stores sack Santas as fears of a kiddie-fiddling epidemic sweeps Britain

CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (APE) - White House staffers were stunned to find the dead and frozen body of the president's beloved dog Barney in the snow

In a statement today, Buckingham Palace officials announced that the execution of Prince Charles had taken place at dawn.

The Bush Administration today announced that they would expand the terror alert matrix to include a new “Code Pink” level that would be implemented once complete peace and harmony were achieved on Planet Earth.

Unconfirmed sources report that several of the nations Big Box retailers have joined together in an attempt to destroy Christmas. To be more precise the retailers have launched an all