Stories Archive by Month - December
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Retailers Battle To Undercut Prices, Service
(2005-12-16) ? With just days to go until Christmas, retailers across the nation are locked in a fierce battle to slash prices and service levels in hopes of attracting frugal shoppers with low self-esteem who
Bush Apologizes For Phone Taps After 9/11
(2005-12-16) ? President George Bush today apologized to the American people for signing an order in 2002 that allowed the National Security Agency (NSA) to secretly listen in on international phone calls in the wake
Corporate Profit Is Your Friend
In profit we trust.
An op-ed written by Joe Wilson
Many Americans are angry about the profits corporations make, especially...
Robert Novak Leaving Cnn After 25 Years Joins Fox News: Evil Emperor And Darth Vader Very Disappointed.
Unconfirmed sources report Robert D. Novak has left the staff of CNN to join the Fox News Team. Media watchers were not surprised to see the move in-light of Novak's recent
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