Stories Archive by Month - December
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Teens Sold Their Used Panties On The Internet
Government steps in to stop schoolgirls flogging their knickers on the Net
Activist Beats Drum 100,000 Times, Tookie Williams dies Anyway
An activist beat his "peace drum" 100,000 times
yesterday to no avail, as convicted murderer and Crips
co-founder Stanley "Tookie" Williams was executed by
lethal injection.
Jessica Simpson Offers Trailers To Katrina Victims
(New Orleans--LA) Recently separated Jessica Simpson wasn't shedding any tears over her split with husband Nick Lachey as she rode into Saint Bernard Parish leading a caravan of 2000 trailers that
Judith Miller Brought Back Under Control After Being Bitch Slapped
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Tortured Arab Airlines Jet Refused Permission To Land At Pearson Airport
A new international incident between Canada and the United States has arisen, after a Casa 235 turboprop airplane operated by the CIA's Tortured Arab Airlines was reportedly refused permission to land in Toronto last night.
Whatever Became of Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey?
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