Stories Archive by Month - December
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Weapons of Mass Destruction Discovered In Iraq: Allawi Attacked With Deadly Ambulatory Projectiles
In what many experts believe is a major breakthrough in the war against terrorism, weapons of mass destruction have finally been discovered in Iraq. “This is a significant development and conclusively proves that, under the
Anne Coulter Assassinates Richard Pryor And Eugene Mccarthy
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Hurricane Katrina Reforming, Orleans Mayor Says "Get It Right This Time Folks !"
Even though the remnants of Hurricane Katrina are still just a gentle 'wisp of a breeze' hovering at longitude 40.175N, latitude -101.012W off the coast of New England, residents of New Orleans, particular Mayor Ray
Goat Sacrificing On The Rise With America’s Teens
A fundamentalist Christian Group, The Moral Guardians of America (MGA), have expressed a concern that an increasing number of teenagers across the nation are turning to goat sacrificing as a pastime.
“Goat sacrificing is
John Lennon Tribute: "Imagine If That Guy Kerry Hadn't Followed Me Around"
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Cia Agent Leaks In Parking Garage, Has Identity Leaked
A CIA agent "leaked in a public parking garage"
yesterday, drawing the ire of the federal government,
parking garage security officials, the owner of a 1991
Toyota Corolla, and "Billy," the janitor on duty.
Brain Cancer Linked To Stupidity
The University of California made a not-quite-startling claim today as it released the results of a new study, called 'A.S.T.U.P.I.D,' or ' Are STUpid People Inordinately Detracting?' For at least twelve years, the University has...
Bush Admits He?s Trapped In Bubble
(2005-12-14) ? President George Bush today, confirmed a recent Newsweek magazine cover story, admitting that he?s ?living in a bubble? ? isolated and aloof.
?I confess that I don?t wake up each day on the same
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