Stories Archive by Month - December

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The Week In Review

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 Poopy Caca
Added: 17 December 2006
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Florida Execution of Murderer Took Too Long

Jacksonville, Fla - The execution of Angel Nieves Diaz, convicted killer of an innocent store manager, took twice as long as normal - because death row staff botched the insertion of needles that deliver the

 The Spoof
Added: 17 December 2006
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Gays Unite Jews, Muslims And Christians

It was deja vu in Durham today for gays who organized a gay pride march through city streets. In a strange turn of events similar to what happened back in November of this year in

 The Spoof
Added: 17 December 2006
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76er's Finally Trade Allen Iverson

THe Philadelphia 76er's have finally managed to unload long time problem child and one time M.V.P. Allen Iverson. In a surprise move announced today, the team said that they have traded the player to Vinnie's

 The Spoof
Added: 17 December 2006
Kerry Humbled To Be Named Time?s ?person of The Year?

Kerry Humbled To Be Named Time?s ?person of The Year?

(2006-12-17) -- Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, today announced he is "humbled and grateful" to be named Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year' for 2006. "When I picked up my copy of Time at the newsstand," said

 Scrapple Face
Added: 17 December 2006
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Kim Jong-il Sworn In As UN Chief

The United Nations has surprised the world by making North Korean leader Kim Jong Il their eighth Secretary-General. The controversial figure is said to be 'delighted' by the news and has said he wants to

 The Spoof
Added: 17 December 2006
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Nba Supplier Makes Basketballs Out of Dreams

Strange bedfellows business and education were in the news again today to announce a special partnership. In exchange for valuable dream material to make new balls out of, adolescents with unrealistic dreams of becoming sports

 The Spoof
Added: 17 December 2006
The New Expanded Islamic Rage Boy Store Is Online!

The New Expanded Islamic Rage Boy Store Is Online!

CLICK HERE TO GO THE ISLAMIC RAGE BOY STORE IS A CLICK AWAY...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 17 December 2006


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The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person......

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