Stories Archive by Month - December

According to the outraged Giant, 'First they blamed green onions, then lettuce. Some people just don't like the color green.'...

Hollywood, Victoria's Secret announced today the company will be releasing a new line of celebrity inspired panties called, 'Paparazzi'.

Unconfirmed sources report that right wing personality Glenn Beck has been rushed to the hospital after being injured during his yearly penguin hunting trip. Beck, who is an avid penguin hunter,

(2006-12-16) -- After a botched execution that took 34 minutes to end a convicted murderer's life, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush has suspended all death sentences until a commission can review lethal-injection procedures "to ensure they

Seattle, WA., 12/12/06 (Infirmary News Service): Ralph Barfallovaya, a renowned and talented home workshop scientist & inventor has developed and patented a new, cheap, plasticized material which is completely and 100% non-stretch, yet still very...

In what can only be described as an act of pure genius, the English cricket team coach has forced legislation through Parliament, which will allow his team to win every game.

Habiba Surabi, Bamiyan's provincial governor warned the United States that the actions of their military today were an act of unspeakable destructiveness. Two, 20 story high sandstone statues of the Buddha were disintegrated as members

Beijing - Contrary to earlier reports, the diner who ate the last remaining Chinese white dolphin - or bajji - was not a westerner but was, in fact, Bao Xishun, the 7 foot nine inch