Stories Archive by Month - December
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Seasons Greedings: Let's Keep Christ Out of Christmas
When my computer committed some sort of technocide last December, I found myself with extra time to kill in my day where I used to be online, like twelve
Alabama Date-less For Prom
The University of Alabama's first several choices to replace football coach Mike Shula have all turned down the job.
BBC's Groundforce To Renovate Barbara Bush's Bush
The BBC proudly announced the jewel in their Christmas crown last night, with news that President Bush had OK'd the redesign of his wife's bush.
Hangover of The Week: Giants Steal Bonds From Giants!
Without another team flashing so much as a pack of gum, let alone cash or actual interest, the San Francisco Giants re-upped with pumped-up slugger Barry Bonds as he chases a passel of asterisks attached
Breaking: Bolton Quits U.n., Bush Picks Murtha
(2006-12-04) -- Just minutes after accepting the resignation of U.N. Ambassador John Bolton, President George Bush announced he would nominate a candidate who would likely sail through hearings in the Democrat-controlled Senate -- Rep. Jack
German Pickle Ointment Lauded As The New Viagra
Baden-Baden - (Ass Mess): Scientists researching pheromones - the body's natural attractants secreted by 98% of the population - have discovered than an ancient Westphalian recipe pickle ointment made from distilled cabbage water and an
The Blue Planet...quite Literally
Veteran wildlife presenter, David Attenborough, is tonight helping police with their inquiries after more raids were made in London and Bristol as part of 'Operation Knobber'...
Virgo horoscope
The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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