Stories Archive by Month - December

HOLLYWOOD - The much awaited and much anticipated motion picture The Tourist has failed to reach its expectations and bombed worse than Madonna trying to sing a 9,000 word hip hop rap song. The film's two

London, ENGLAND: Charlie Gilmour, 21, the adopted son of musician David Gilmour, a Pink Floyd guitarist, worth a reputed £78 million has been arrested on suspicion of criminal damage and violent disorder. Charlie Gilmour, 21,

The Daily Discord has ordered a freeze on any further adolescent humor on this site.   Toilet humor, inappropriate pranks, and hurtful juvenile gags are all hereby eradicated from this e-zine.  Evolution is real, so

Following five years of legal negotiations between Chevron and Microsoft Corporation, the lawsuit involving Chevron logo and trademark infringement by Microsoft has been settled for an undisclosed amount. Available as a graphical image in most all...

X-Factor stars Matt Cardle and Olly Murs were sensationally turned down as headliners for a Christmas gig at the internationally renowned Oasis Bar And Grill in London. Entertainment Director of the OB&G, PM Wortham, admitted that

Gloucestershire - (Murder, She Croaked!): The orders come amid mounting fears impostors have taken over the identities of Princes William and Harry. This morning a fleet of Royal Perks Agency bulldozers were put on standby for

embaPub="ff4d5fbbafdf976cfdc032e3bde78de5";Say what you will about this piece; the editors at The New Yorker tell me that it has "evident merit". Of course, those two words followed this slightly less encouraging phrase: "We’re

Atlantic Ocean - (Lemuria Courier): Officially the fleet of three nuclear warhead-armed subs only exists in classified Pentagon disinformation files. But round-the-clock covert surveillance of the ancient civilization hub has been busted open by W...