Stories Archive by Month - December
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Squeegee Guys In Manhattan Hired To Do Tsa-style Pat Downs of Taxi Passengers
They used to rush up to cars stopped at red lights and do a quick squeegee wash of the windshield, hoping for a nice tip.
Sometimes they got what they wanted.
He's Back! Bill Clinton Assumes Presidency As Obama Concedes "I Can't Handle This Job!"
Interim President Barrack Hussein Obama was forced to admit what everyone has learned in the past two disastrous years of his Presidency: He just wasn't ready for Prime Time, a fact that led to his
Coronation Street: Gas Explosion Caused By Ashley Peacock's Backfire
As a truly landmark and shocking storyline comes to a head, Coronation Street insiders have revealed the cause of the massive gas explosion that ripped through the wine bar, and derailed a passing tram, killing
The Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, And Kourtney All Agree To Pose Nude In Playguy Magazine
CHICAGO - Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriend Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin has just stated that he heard from an unnamed source that Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have all agreed to appear in a nude layout in
X-factor's Cher Lloyd Says "Yes. The Rumours Are All True"
Cher Lloyd has tonight revealed that Yes the rumours are all true. The revelation came just hours before she was due to go on stage for the final time on the X-factor.
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Chilli Pepper Expert Demands: "End This Scoville Madness Now!"
A top chilli expert is demanding a devaluation of the units used to measure the heat in peppers.
The call comes after a chilli pepper grown in in a greenhouse in Cumbria, England, has beaten off
Sandra Bullock And Heidi Montag To Star In The Lesbian Epic "The Carpet Cuties of California"
HOLLYWOOD - Sandra Bullock, who lately has devoted most of her time to being the mommy of little Louis Bardo Bullock, has just announced that she will be starring with Heidi Montag in Staccato Monteverdi's
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