Stories Archive by Month - December
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57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife By Angry, Enraged, Frustrated Father
A 57 year old man was forcibly castrated, fully conscious, with an ordinary butter knife in Germany.
A father with a daughter 17 years old, started dating a 57 year old man in her town. When
Ystv Accuse University of Duck Murder About A Year Ago
Student television society re-broadcasts sensational comments not picked up on first, second or third time around
Santa Gets Two Years
AP "Always Perverted" News - North Pole: Santa sentenced to 2 years in federal prison? A series of bad events apparently sends Santa over the edge.
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Fans of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Forced To Catch Their Breath As San Jose Bans Plastic Bags!
Following the lead of San Francisco, San Jose has banned the use of plastic bags leaving
many kinky sex practitioners and pet owners puzzled as they try to deal with their own
Tory Party To Open London Embassy In Protest At Cameron/clegg Stitch-up
London - (Coalition Mess): The legation will open its doors this Friday after months of disgust at the latest deception.
The move was triggered by supporters of Magna Carta and Habeus Corpus stalwart David Davis MP.
His
Man United Restaurant Closed In Bangalore, India, It's Too Dangerous For Pedestrians To Access!
Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: Manchester United's spanking new restaurant in Bangalore has been forced to close because the location is much too dangerous for pedestrians to access.
During the opening ceremony there were concerns that the
Wikileaks: The Discord Makes Stuff Up!
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