Stories Archive by Month - December
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Balotelli: "Make Me Captain And Let Tevez Rot In The Reserves"
Italian striker Mario Balotelli has boldly claimed he should be made Manchester City's new captain. With current captain Carlos Tevez looking for an escape route out of Eastlands the Bad Boy feels he's the man
Simon Cowell Begs Mick Jagger To Be A Judge On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The British Bulldog, was in Tinsel Town taking care of business matters regarding his brand new show X-Factor.
The singing reality show is a spin-off of his highly successful X-Factor from
Student Caught Using Wikipedia To Backup Outrageous Homework
Peter Salt, a student at Carshalton Technical college, who has been making up his science homework for the past two years, has finally been caught out when his homework described an anti-gravity device.
"Generally his homework
Vampires Now America's Biggest Minority
Washington, DC-- Some new data released by the Census Department is making lots of people uncomfortable today. Vampires are now the country's biggest minority, making up over 20% of the population. Vampires were
Revealed: Joran Van Der Sloot's Christmas Wish List & Shocking Jail House Sex Tape!
Tis the season to be jolly, and based on the shocking sex tape just released of van der Sloot's romps with a bevy of married female Peruvian guards, minders, and human rights defenders, it appears
Owner Forces Losing Czech Team To Take Polygraph
The owner of the Brno soccer club in the Czech first division is, to say the least, frustrated with the way his team has been playing so far this year, and he wants answers for
Fishy Cabal Behind Assange Bail Bond Release
London - (Bottomfeeders): Movie maker Ken Roach, investigative hack John Pilchard and Z-list celeb Jemima Kharp were named today as the usual suspects.
The trio has provided Westmonster Magistrates Court with a £200,000 surety.
This will see
Rihanna & Christina Aguilera Defend X Factor Simulated Sex Singing
Star pop singers Rihanna and Christina Aguilera issued a joint statement today in defence of simulated sex-singing on prime time UK TV.
"I thought I got X Factor just about right", explained raunchy Rihanna.
"By
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