Stories Archive by Month - December

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President Obama Books Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Perform At The Annual White House Christmas Party

President Obama Books Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Perform At The Annual White House Christmas Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has verified that President Barack Obama has in fact booked the Saudi Arabian hip hop rap band Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz to perform

Cannabis Chardonnay Wins "Best of California" In Experimental Wine Category

Cannabis Chardonnay Wins "Best of California" In Experimental Wine Category

The Stoner Brothers Winery of Napa Valley have come away from the 2010 California Wine Awards with the title "Best of California" in the Experimental Wine Category for a lovely little white wine they developed

 The Spoof
Added: 16 December 2010
Taylor Swift And Miley Cyrus Purchase The Nation's Largest Cell Phone Factory

Taylor Swift And Miley Cyrus Purchase The Nation's Largest Cell Phone Factory

LOS ANGELES - It is official; Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have just purchased the nation's largest cell phone factory in the United States, Cell Phonez Inc. The 400,000 square foot factory is located in Chocolate

 The Spoof
Added: 16 December 2010
Life Smells Sweet For The Man With The World's Biggest Nose

Life Smells Sweet For The Man With The World's Biggest Nose

Life Smells Sweet For The Man With The World's Biggest Nose Stephen Montipoopleir of Paris, France has the world's biggest nose. He

Wikileaker Uses Obama Birth Certificate To Get Out of British Jail

Wikileaker Uses Obama Birth Certificate To Get Out of British Jail

Sources close to Dr. Viscount Billingsgate revealed to the renowned holder of 12 Doctorates that Julian Assange, purportedly arrested for the trumped-up charges of violating the vaginal sanctity of two scum bag Swedish heifers, threatened

 The Spoof
Added: 16 December 2010
'Aloof ' Russian Spy Katia Zatuliveter Was Just Cold 'Because Her Miniskirts Were Too Damned Short!'

'Aloof ' Russian Spy Katia Zatuliveter Was Just Cold 'Because Her Miniskirts Were Too Damned Short!'

London - (Frozen Ass Mess): Forget red top pundits' silly psychobabbling: gorgeous blonde Russian bombshell Katia Zatuliveter is not frigid - she merely has a frozen ass. A PR statement said today that for years the

 The Spoof
Added: 16 December 2010
Howard Stern Opponents Shocked And Appalled At New 5 Year Contract

Howard Stern Opponents Shocked And Appalled At New 5 Year Contract

Howard Stern, Robin Quivers and Fred Norris all announced they would be on the air for another 5 year contract, this week. This group, is the core of the Howard Stern Show that is broadcast

 The Spoof
Added: 16 December 2010
Neil Diamond Inducted To Rock Hall of Fame; Elderly Women Swoon

Neil Diamond Inducted To Rock Hall of Fame; Elderly Women Swoon

Neil Diamond, perhaps best known for some of his slightly up-tempo ballads and sugar coated lyrics has been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, to the muffled and often toothless cheers of

 The Spoof
Added: 16 December 2010


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