Stories Archive by Month - December

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Dick Cheney Rushes Home To Cut Spending On Social Programs To Save America

Unconfirmed sources report that Vice President Dick Cheney has cut short his Middle East trip to make sure cuts in social programs for the poor were passed in a close

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Thongs Are Not Healthy

Down with Thongs. Up with 'Bigger ones!'

 Utterpants
Added: 22 December 2005
Ashton Kutcher And George Bush To Saddam Hussein: "You've Been Punk'd!"

Ashton Kutcher And George Bush To Saddam Hussein: "You've Been Punk'd!"

(Baghdad--Iraq) In what is possibly his most elaborate "punking" to date, Ashton Kutcher yesterday "punk'd" Saddam Hussein.

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Flying Donkey Crashes Into Brothel

PARIS (AP) A flying donkey last night crashed through the 3rd story window of an unnamed 'hotel' in the Bois de Boulogne district. The occupant of the room said, 'I was .. taking care of

 The Spoof
Added: 22 December 2005
Saddam Claims US Forcing Him To Wear Silly Beard

Saddam Claims US Forcing Him To Wear Silly Beard

Related: Saddam Claims Americans Beat, Tortured Him...

Angelina Jolie\'s Cat Missing

Angelina Jolie\'s Cat Missing

(Reuters) LA Law enforcement was tripled by a factor of 10 as approximately 80% of the adult male population of Los Angeles California took to the streets of LA frantically searching for actress Angelina Jolie\'s

Famous Phone Calls: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part Fifteen

Famous Phone Calls: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part Fifteen

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Qaeda Relocates To U.S. For Spy-free Calling

(2005-12-21) ? Al Qaeda announced today it would relocate its international headquarters to an unnamed U.S. city in order to take advantage of espionage-free local, and state-to-state, phone calls. ?Al Qaeda will thrive in the land

 Scrapple Face
Added: 22 December 2005


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