Stories Archive by Month - December
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Noel Deals Himself A Full House For Christmas
Re-invented TV celebrity, Noel Edmonds, was spotted today flying out of Britain with a bevy of beauties, en route to a secret destination in the Seychelles for the holiday season...
Honorary Gong For Bongo
Blarney Castle, Dublin - (Ass Mess): The Irish Embassy in Dublin has claimed today that the musician Bongo is to receive an honorary knighthood from the Queen in the New Year's Honors List for his
Macy's Pulls Fur Coats Made of Dog Pelts
Macy's Department stores across the world have pulled Sean John jackets from the shelves after P.E.T.A. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) reported that they were actually made from dogs. The manufactured had advertized...
Breaking News: New Charges Filed In Duke Lacrosse Case
Rape charges were dropped Friday against three Duke University lacrosse players after the stripper who accused them changed her story and rendered the rape charge groundless. But Durham, NC District Attorney Mike Nifong has filed
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
The Nose On Your Face
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
The Nose On Your Face
Added: 24 December 2006
Wealthy Use New Approach To Fight Beach Erosion
CHATHAM, Massachusetts. This seaside town on Cape Cod is a haven for retired Fortune 500 CEO's, but there is one woman who isn't impressed with their multi-million dollar second homes--Mother Nature....
Space Shuttle Lands Safely Despite Poorly Inflated Tires
Space Shuttle Discovery touched down safely after it's astronauts spent 13 days and over 1.5 billion of your tax dollars pretending to be Bob Villa in orbit. Even though the shuttle's rear tires had only...
Unc Student's Descend From Blue Heaven Into Blue Hell; "Cameron Crazies" Versed In Psychological Warfare
Officials at the University of North Carolina realized that they did the wrong thing after their men's basketball team began the season 0-7 earlier this year. The problem, officials said, was not in hiring the
Court Demands Retrieval of Bush Bullet Implant
Wacko, Texarse - (Ass Mess): Texan prosecutors are lobbying the US Justice Department to force a local resident, Mr Bush, to have a bullet retrieved from his brain in a forensic evidence warrant execution that...
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