BODMIN, ENGLAND -- A freelance satirist obsessed with mentalist Uri Geller's penis has disappeared from St. Ives Hospital with a laptop computer, medical implements to perform circumcisions, a set of tattooing irons, and a straight
Former president George Herbert Walker Bush today informed his son via phone that .. all those toys that wound up under the tree every Christmas didn't come from Santa but from Sears instead. Aides say