Stories Archive by Month - December
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Al Qaeda No. 2 Releases Christmas Video
(2006-12-20) -- Ayman al-Zawahiri, al Qaeda's second-in-command, today released his Christmas video through Al Jazeera TV.
Stricken Senator's Steak Found To Be Rich In Polonium Hot Sauce
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Troops Stage Walk Out In Disgust
Iraq - All the NATO troops in Iraq staged a walk out on the war today. The surprising result has been nation wide peace. Today, there were no car bombs, no IEDs exploded and no
High IQ Kids More Likely To Be Vegetarians And Victims of Beatings From Carnivorous Idiots
Children with higher IQs are more likely to become vegetarians later in life, acoording to a British Medical Journal Study released this week, providing further evidence that intelligence may be linked to a healthier lifestyle...
If Obama Won?t Run, Dems Fear Dearth of Unknowns
(2006-12-18) -- Democrat political strategists worry about the party's 2008 White House prospects if freshman Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, refuses to seek the presidency.
"Where will we find another charismatic unknown into whom we can pour
Wide-screen HD TVs Help Control Violence
Social Workers concerned about the number of giant entertainment centers in trailer parks among low income wage earners in the South breathed a sigh of relief today after researchers proved that these entertainment centers, particularly...
Cruise And Holmes File For Divorce To Quell Speculation
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced to the media today they would be filing for divorce. They are calling it a future active settlement to avoid undue speculation...
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