Stories Archive by Month - December

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Laura Bush Cites Roe V. Wade In Cancer Cover-up

Laura Bush Cites Roe V. Wade In Cancer Cover-up

(2006-12-19) -- First Lady Laura Bush, implicated in a scheme to cover-up news about surgery to remove a cancerous lesion from her shin, today cited the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade ruling as legal precedent

 Scrapple Face
Added: 19 December 2006
Congress To Rescue Air America, Merge With Npr

Congress To Rescue Air America, Merge With Npr

(2006-12-18) -- House Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, said today that one of the first acts of the new Democrat-majority Congress would be to rescue the bankrupt progressive radio network, Air America, and merge it with

 Scrapple Face
Added: 19 December 2006
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Trump Threatens To Strip Ms USA

Trump Tower, NY - (Ass Mess): Notorious ageing rug-man and diehard aficionado of the bald-patch slick-over Donald Trump has vowed in public to strip Ms USA...

 The Spoof
Added: 19 December 2006
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Cbs Announces 'Survivor: Baghdad'

As Sunday's final episode of 'Survivor: Cook Islands' ended with Yul Kwon as Sole Survivor, CBS lost no time announcing plans for the fourteenth season of its hit show. "This time around, we're going to ratchet

 Brainsnap
Added: 19 December 2006
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Walter Mitty Romney Outed

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Massachusetts resident and Non-Aligned Illuminatus Walter Mitty Romney has been outed as a serial fantasist whose previous incarnation as a Reagan-era escapologist was discovered after recovered memories of crack-dealing d...

 The Spoof
Added: 19 December 2006
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Top 11 Rejected Reindeer Names

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 BBSpot
Added: 19 December 2006
The Christmas Letter 06: Seasons Greetings From Our Family To Yours!

The Christmas Letter 06: Seasons Greetings From Our Family To Yours!

Christmas is upon us once again, so once again it's time for our Family to let you know who and what's been happening this year.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 19 December 2006
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Powell: U.S. Losing Iraq, Should Try Winners? Ways

(2006-12-17) -- Former Secretary of State Colin Powell said the U.S. military is "losing" in Iraq but that there is still time to win if President George Bush would simply adopt "winning methods..."

 Scrapple Face
Added: 18 December 2006


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