Stories Archive by Month - December
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Naked Britney Spears As Navy Finds Remains of Santa's Reindeer; "Donder Party" Ate Own Dead
NOME, AK, June 25, 2013, Reuters - Hopes faded for toy baron Nicholas Klaus and his legendary sheltered workshop yesterday after a U.S. Navy rescue team found the remains of his eight tiny reindeer on...
Evil Spirit of Christmas
Festive Fear as Britain's Christmas Trees Turn Body Snatchers! Threat of Christmas Every Day as Seasonally-Obsessed Replicants Take Control!...
Cow-patty Bingo Still Holds Southern Charm
Anthropologists discovered today that there are traditions that southerners just aren't going to part with. And one of these traditions is cow-patty bingo...
Was The Medal of Freedom Awarded To A Presidential Biographer Really Free?
Author and historian David McCullough has been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, but many people are wondering at what price...
Burrell Butles Way To New Career
In an astonishing turnaround former Royal Butler, Paul Burrell, has announced that he intends to stop bumming a living from the memory of lady Di and to go back to butling...
Top Entries From This Year's Say Something Nice About Bill O'reilly Contest
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Celebrity Obstetrics Career Move For World's Tallest Man
Fushun, China - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The world's tallest man, a 2.36m Mongolian herdsman nicknamed Lurch by his Himalayan pals, looks set for a glittering career move into the unfathomable world of celebrity obstetrics
Whore On Terra: Bush Withdrawal Method Slammed As Mercenary Position
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Knowing when to pull out and when to keep DeLaying gratification are seminal leadership skills that any Commander in Chief ignores at his peril. And in DC last night the
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