Stories Archive by Month - December
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Tortoise Named Champion In Wake of Hare Doping Scandal
World track champion Hare has been stripped of all medals after failing a routine drug test. The decision means that Tortoise, who finished second in their highly publicized race, becomes the new champion.
Fred Fundraiser Targets $6m In Guns Pre-christmas
(2007-12-17) -- Republican Presidential candidate Fred Thompson today, upon hearing that rival Ron Paul's supporters had raised $6 million in 24 hours to commemorate the Boston Tea Party, called on his supporters to match that
Zawahiri Video Bolder Than Romney Faith Speech
(2007-12-16) -- In the same month that presidential candidate Mitt Romney delivered his groundbreaking speech on faith in America, and just days after rival Mike Huckabee apologized for suggesting Mormons believe Jesus and Lucifer are
Father Struggles To Explain Museum Exhibit
Indianapolis, IN - The Children's Museum of Indianapolis recently opened an exhibit called 'The Power of Children' which features three famous children; Ryan White, Anne Frank and... some black kid from the 60's.
Rock Legends Led Zeppelin Team Up With The Smurfs For Christmas Album
The infamous rock band Led Zeppelin are to team up with the popular TV characters, The Smurfs, to record a one-off Christmas album. The album is to be recorded in a helium filled studio to
Hillary Clinton, Maybe No Longer Inevitable, But Still Preferred
(This piece represents the views of the writer only...God knows what anyone else here thinks)
While everyone in the United States figures that they know who Hillary Clinton
More People Being Proactive
Business has had a good year, and the reason is simple: more people are being proactive. 'We've got more people being proactive and, as we all know, that grows the brand!' declared Miles Carruthers, CEO
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