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The United States Fish and Wildlife Service Special Agents based in Arkansas reported that a hunting tragedy has occurred during the latest hunting expedition mounted by Vice President Cheney.
London - (Even Worse Ass Mess): Brunei's most accomplished terrorist gangster Prince Jefri Archer is at the heart of allegations that artworks systematically looted from the UK ended up in Russian mobsters' hands.
Hollywood 'good guy' and former Dancing with the Stars Champion, Tom Hanks, has stepped into to save Jamie Lynn Spears from her family and herself.. Hanks' new spokesman, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, made
Bloodyvostock - (Bad Ass Mess): Russian pygmy president Vladimir Sputum has been named Top International ID Fraudster of the Year by the Forbes Rich List for his spectacular heist on western democracies' assets.
Hollywood, California - Dr. Phil, self-described country psychologist, has just finished taping a show today in which he psychoanalyzed Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy for any latent self-sabotaging mother issues. Convinced that her pregnancy is no...