Stories Archive by Month - December
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Police Arrest Several Randy 19-year-olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'
Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...
I Support Mitt Romney For President, Figurative Speaking, of Course.
(2007-12-21)
Much this week is being made of Mitt Romney's comments that he watched his father march with Dr. Martin Luther King in Grosse Pointe, Michigan in 1963. While
Muppet's Scream
Scientists in Idaho have made a startling discovery. Beaker from the Muppets actually shares the same facial dimensions as the central figure in the Scream by late lamented cheery artist Edvard Munch.
Cops Probe Mayor Livingstone's Crack Dealing Arrangements
City Hole - (Bas Ass Mess): Mayor Ken Livingstone's right hand man Lee Jaspa is the top suspect in the disappearance of £2,500,000 of London taxpayers' funds which are suspected of having been turned into
Boy Sold On Internet Auction Site
For the first time ever, a four year old child has been sold on an internet auction site.
Santa Claus Answers Your Letters
From: Santa Claus
To: All Boys And Girls
Date: December 22,2007
Subject: Christmas Gifts
Dear Children,
It is with great regret that I must inform
Fec Disqualifies Hillary Due To Presidential Term Limit
(2007-12-22) -- The Federal Election Commission (FEC) is expected to rule this week that Sen. Hillary Clinton can no longer receive public funding for a presidential campaign which increasingly touts her experience in the White
"No Need For Panic" As European Central Bank Lends Northern Crock $500 Billion
Shitty of London - (Insolvent Mess): The EU's ultimate lender of the last resort has given bankrupt Labour Party money-pit the Northern Crock Bank a whopping great big $500 billion (348.7bn euros/£249bn) hand-out 'just in
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