Stories Archive by Month - December
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Frozen Scottish Doggy Refuses To Pay His Bus Fare!
A sensible doggy caught up in the freeezing weather in Scotland did what most sensible doggies would do in such weather, jump on a bus.
Apparently the doggy had a frozen tail, frozen nose, frozen cojones
Local Man Caught Up In Travel Chaos - Cancelled Christmas Train Almost Causes Severe Frostbite
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was today recovering at home following a harrowing ordeal as he prepared for the Christmas holiday from work by arranging for a colleague to drop him off at a station close
Hideously Ugly Kate Middleton Coin Causes Massive Devaluation of The Pound
Britain's economic woes deepened today as the value of the pound sunk beneath .13 EUR.
Currency watchers lay the blame at the feet of the Mint's new Royal Wedding coin, which appears to be inspired
Exclusive: Santa Claus Comes Clean With 'I'm Gay' Statement
Santa Claus, jolly fat man and present giver to children, was yesterday sensationally outed as being gay.
The rotund, bearded buffoon, was snapped at a supermarket in a tender embrace with an unidentified male.
Speaking from his
Seismic Double Whammy As Winter Solstice And Lunar Eclipse Trigger Major Earthquakes
Pacific Ocean - (Tremors): A Winter solstice delirium tremens hit South Eastern Iran today.
The 7.4 magnitude quake near the holy city of Bam also triggered a seismic tipple - er...ripple!- effect that battered Japan's Bonin
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Benny 'Has No Idea' About His Thought For The Day
Global conglomerate chief executive Eggs Benedict is apparently struggling to find words to fill the air time sopped to him as presenter of BBC's Thought for the Day.
"His Roly Polyness iss uncertain how
Mama Odie Makes Pork Rinds At Home
LOUISIANA- An estimated 500 people showed up to Mama Odie's Easter Sunday pork cracking dinner. The menu was composed of only pork cracking and beer.
The dinner was followed by a Run/Walk pig Trot to
95 Year-old Granny In Australia Blamed For Skype Blackout!
The global Skype blackout has been caused by a ninety-five year old Granny in Australia attempting to contact her family in the UK, she pressed the wrong button and the whole system crashed.
Millions of people
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