NORAD is urging Americans to remain calm after a Russian janitor accidentally knocked over a bucket which flipped a mop which somehow struck the launch button of one of Russia's nuclear missiles. 'We're sorry' the
Amateur history enthusiasts expressed excitement at the announcement earlier this month that U.S. Army scientists had successfully recreated the genetic sequence of a virus that killed more than 25 million people almost a century ago.
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We were going to wish everyone 'Peace on Earth' in a non-threatening, non-denominational, all-embracing fashion as usual for the Black Friday-Christmas-Hanukkah-Kwanzaa conglomeration -- with more sarcasm than usual, but retaining some residual sincerity nonetheless.
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Islamic Heaven officials have announced a major policy shift which could significantly impact upon proclaimed jihads across the world. The Virgins for Martyrs program, a central tenet of jihadist philosophy for more than a thousand