Stories Archive by Month - December

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The “father of The Mother of All Bombs” Has Died

The Massive Ordnance Air Blast (MOAB) seen here not killing anyone. Written by Joe Wilson MIAMI, Florida (

 Poopy Caca
Added: 29 December 2005
Russia Accidentally Launches Nuclear Missile

Russia Accidentally Launches Nuclear Missile

NORAD is urging Americans to remain calm after a Russian janitor accidentally knocked over a bucket which flipped a mop which somehow struck the launch button of one of Russia's nuclear missiles. 'We're sorry' the

 The Spoof
Added: 29 December 2005
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Mickey Rooney Signs On To Star In Bumfights Iv

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 Brainsnap
Added: 29 December 2005
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Re-enactors Hail Revival of 1918 Killer Flu

Amateur history enthusiasts expressed excitement at the announcement earlier this month that U.S. Army scientists had successfully recreated the genetic sequence of a virus that killed more than 25 million people almost a century ago. "This

 Brainsnap
Added: 29 December 2005
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Top 10 Reasons Why The Google Guys Are Not Our Men of The Year

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 Bongo News
Added: 29 December 2005
Howard And Bush "Just Good Friends"

Howard And Bush "Just Good Friends"

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 Brainsnap
Added: 29 December 2005
Wishing Everyone 'War On Earth' This Holiday Season

Wishing Everyone 'War On Earth' This Holiday Season

We were going to wish everyone 'Peace on Earth' in a non-threatening, non-denominational, all-embracing fashion as usual for the Black Friday-Christmas-Hanukkah-Kwanzaa conglomeration -- with more sarcasm than usual, but retaining some residual sincerity nonetheless. However we

 Brainsnap
Added: 29 December 2005
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Allah Cancels Virgins For Martyrs Program

Islamic Heaven officials have announced a major policy shift which could significantly impact upon proclaimed jihads across the world. The Virgins for Martyrs program, a central tenet of jihadist philosophy for more than a thousand

 Brainsnap
Added: 29 December 2005


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Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....

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