Stories Archive by Month - December

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50 Cent- The Hottest Gift This Christmas

Wondering what to buy your little monster this Christmas? A bulk order of Ritalin would come in handy, but that's more of a gift for you than your child. Brainsnap recommends the hottest item on

 Brainsnap
Added: 29 December 2005
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Jesus Apologizes For Faked Death Hoax

JERUSALEM, Israel - Jesus of Nazareth today formally apologized for hoaxing his own death two thousand years ago. At a conference held for the benefit of victims of religious deaths and wars, he denied rumors

 Brainsnap
Added: 29 December 2005
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Goat Sacrificing On The Rise With America’s Teens

A fundamentalist Christian Group, The Moral Guardians of America (MGA), have expressed a concern that an increasing number of teenagers across the nation are turning to goat sacrificing as a pastime. “Goat sacrificing is on

 Brainsnap
Added: 29 December 2005
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Brainsnap Leaks Karl Rove Memo

White House insiders have given Brainsnap an exclusive insight into the contents of Karl Rove's personal journal. We at Brainsnap feel it is our duty to share highlights of this journal with the general public.

 Brainsnap
Added: 29 December 2005
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Top 10 Reasons New Pope And Jose Conseco Are Bongo News Men of The Year

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Bin Laden Blames One Armed Man For Twin Towers Attack

Bin Laden Blames One Armed Man For Twin Towers Attack

Brainsnap’s exclusive interview with the world’s most wanted man, Osama bin Laden. He has been hard to track down. For months, we have sought the most wanted man in the universe (we presume). Finally, having been

Futurists Predict More Accurate Predictions In Future

Futurists Predict More Accurate Predictions In Future

Despite decades, even centuries, of consistently failing to predict major social and technological trends, a prominent group of futurists has claimed that their profession will make "incredible improvements" in the accuracy of their forecasting by

 Brainsnap
Added: 29 December 2005
"Rendition And Torture Began Under Clinton," Says Bush

"Rendition And Torture Began Under Clinton," Says Bush

Washington, DC (APE) - President Bush today accused the Clinton administration of instituting not only the controversial CIA rendition program but questionable torture practices as well during his administration. Bush

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Added: 29 December 2005


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