Stories Archive by Month - December
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Elton John In Gay Wedding: Britain Explodes!
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Iranian Leader Vows To Wipe Ass, Israel Off Map In 2006
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made his New
Year's resolutions yesterday, saying he'd definitely
"wipe Israel off the map in 2006," which would closely
follow "wiping his own ass," according to Iranian
intelligence.
Terrorists Foiled In Dastardly Turkey Attack
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As families across America sat down to their turkey dinners this Thanksgiving, few knew how close it came to disaster. FBI officials have revealed that only days before the holiday they foiled
Bongo News Woman of The Year Is Tyra Banks
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The US Issues National Tsunami Plan.
Washington DC (The White House) - President Bush, hoping to protect the shores of America from being hammered by a tsunami, issued a national plan Friday for increased volcano and earthquake monitoring systems, ocean buoys,
Tom Delay: The Hammer Refuses To Get Nailed
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Embattled Texas Congressman Tom DeLay, in an effort to regain his seat as House Majority Leader, has successfully petitioned a State Court of Criminal Appeals
Vegetarian Polar Bear Eats Chef
In a bizarre twist, a polar bear reared on a totally vegetarian diet for four years has suddenly turned and devoured its own chef.
An official at the East Coast Animal Wilderness Sanctuary in Oregon released
Ten Reasons To Hate Christmas
I know it is a bit of a cliché to rant about the awful consumerism and hypocrisy of the retail industry’s biggest day of the year. However, I don’t care. There’s still a week until
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