Stories Archive by Month - December
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Carol's Number Could Be Up
Brainy bird, Carol Vorderman, is today rumoured to be taking her maths A Level in an attempt to scotch the story, going round like wild-fire on the internet, saying that she uses times tables off-camera
Saddam Hussein Hours Before Execution: "Mistakes Were Made"
BAGHDAD -- Hours before his impending execution, Saddam Hussein looks back on his life and, for the first time, expresses some regrets about the course of his life as the former dictator of Iraq.
Balloon Maker Gearing Up For Big Parade; Feels God Is Very Much Alive
It was reported today that southern hot-air balloon maker, Levon Tostig, owner and operator of the incredibly successful Tostig family balloon business, 'Madman Across The Water' has his family ready for what looks to be
Astrologers Predict Roddick Will Never Win Wimbledon
Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): UK Astrologers have joined internet spread-betting website Aitgottaprayer.com in predicting that US tennis player Andy Roddick is more likely to take up competitive crochet than ever win the Wimbledon Men's Tennis
Hugo Ballz: The Origin of Hugo's Cap
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Marlin's D Train Arrested For Drunk Driving, Switches Tracks
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