Stories Archive by Month - December
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Miley Cyrus New Year's Resolution - Jesus Will Help Me Shake Off My Bad Habits.
Teen Idol Down on her luck - It has been reported that Miley Cyrus is to retire from her life in the fast lane and to devote the rest of it to prayer and contemplation.
She
Scientist Finds The Same Cure For Both H1n1 Influenza And Obesity
A Scientist from Sweden has announced that both Swine Flu and obesity can be cured by the same very common drug. In fact the drug is so common that it can be found on
Boney M Male Dancer Dies Singing His Very Own 'Rivers of Babylon"!
Bobby Farrell (RIP) has died suddenly leaving Boney M without a frontman; a singer they didn't need because their manager, Frank Farian, did all of that.
Bobby was a super dancing showman and although the band
Israel Gas Find 'More Zyklon-b Than Helium' Says Hezbollah
Israel - (UpStream, DownStream): "It's a poisoned chalice alright," is how the Hezbollah Carbon Trading Authority described the latest Leviathan gas find.
The Lebanese energy quango has condemned claims by descendants of World War II
Hugh Hefner's 24 Year Old Fiance: I Like It When Heff Gums Me
BEVERLY HILLS – A representative for Playboy Enterprises confirmed earlier today that eighty-four year old Hugh Hefner has indeed asked twenty-four year old Crystal Harris to marry him. The announcement thrilled Playboy fans around the
Michael Jackson Comes Back To Haunt The World!
A dodgy documentary is probing into the real reason how Michael "Jacko" really died on discovery channel. It seems that Michael will not leave the world in peace until they prove he didn't fiddle with
Grave Problem For Funeral Directors
Severus Slice, Vice President of the assembled Funeral Directors at their Annual Conference in Hull, had grim news for his audience.
'People are going to be living far too long,' he advised the worried throng. 'Some
Santa To Relocate
With the Christmas frenzy over and his sack empty, Mr. Santa Claus is taking his well-earned rest, but things are not all that peaceful at the North Pole.
The elves and the reindeer were seen packing
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