Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories
It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.
As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Red scarves were flying earlier today, when the favourite meeting place of the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies descended into chaos.
Trouble started earlier in the day when it was revealed the chief fanatic
Thames Water, the London-based Filth Farming Firm, has reported record fat harvests this season.
The company's Fat Force - their fat-harvesting workers otherwise known as the Lard Legion - have been working overtime in the sewers
Some Subo fanatics are keen to put an offer in to buy Paul the psychic octopus.
It is well known that a number of them have very wealthy husbands and since the demise of the SuBoat
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today bought a boat. The boat, to be known as The SuBoat (what else?!), will ferry fanatics along the River Almond to reach the back garden of
Songbird Susan Boyle has won an army of new fans. Not ladies who love her chilling squawk. But chubby girls looking to follow SuBo's example, get loads of sex and lose weight.
Fat
Susan Boyle and veteran rockers U2 are said to be delighted to perform on a new concept album dedicated to the memory of Raoul Moat.
The album entitled The Love Moat also includes contributions from Coldplay
Susan Boyle, aka SuBo is still scouting for a singing partner to record an album of duets with and many are certain that her most recent consideration may just be the one that sticks-a Yank
The Scottish singer and acclaimed philanthropist, Susan Boyle, is searching for a nobody who wants to be a somebody to duet with.
Speaking in her best English so that nothing will be lost in translation, Miss
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