Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Susan Boyle May Have To Settle On Making New Album With Singing Dogs

So far, Susan Boyle hasn't had any luck at all finding the right "unknown" to sing duets with her on a planned upcoming album. Saying it is not her fault that she's become quite the

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Added: 10 July 2010
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Susan Boyle Donated Egg For Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Surrogacy!

London - (Reuterus & Sunny Side Up News): The ID of the mystery woman behind little Cristiano Ronaldo Jr's conception has been revealed. Global crooning sensation Susan Boyle apparently had one of her last remaining double

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Added: 06 July 2010
Susan Boyle Says That Women Who Pose Naked Are Bloomingly Disgusting

Susan Boyle Says That Women Who Pose Naked Are Bloomingly Disgusting

PARIS - Susan Boyle was in Paris on a shopping spree. She said that she had come to Paris to purchase some French knickers that she had been wanting ever since she was a wee

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Added: 04 July 2010
Susan Boyle To Design Own Fashion Collection

Susan Boyle To Design Own Fashion Collection

It would appear that once you attain celebrity status, the next stage is to launch your own perfume and then a fashion range. Celebrities including Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, Katie Price and recently Britney Spears have

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Added: 03 July 2010
Susan Boyle To Star In ''Shrek The Musical''

Susan Boyle To Star In ''Shrek The Musical''

It has been announced today that Susan Boyle, the Scottish singer that shot to fame in 2009 following her audition for 'Britain's Got Talent', is to star in 'Shrek the Musical' The award-winning Broadway

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Added: 03 July 2010
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Subo Fanatic Crashes Husband's Car!

A Susan Boyle fanatic was today in shock after accidentally crashing her wealthy husband's car through a parking lot wall. The unnamed fanatic, thought to be in her mid-90's, had apparently forgotten how to drive,

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Added: 01 July 2010
Susan Boyle Traumatizes Twin Teens Who Break Into Her Home

Susan Boyle Traumatizes Twin Teens Who Break Into Her Home

When Hamish and twin brother "Scotty" broke into the home of singer Susan Boyle, they thought she was gone on another singing tour. However, they were wrong. Scheduled to sing in Paris, the French took one

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Added: 01 July 2010
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Subo Fanatics Bankrupt Wealthy Husbands!

A growing number of Susan Boyle fanatic's wealthy husbands have filed for bankruptcy over the last few days, after the fanatic's beloved meeting place was offline for a second day. The fanatics had nothing better

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Added: 29 June 2010

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