Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - The X Factor - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything! It's got Divas dancing everywhere and absolutely no-one pulling in one direction.

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun! The X-Factor 2010 is running right now and is full of great acts.
X-factor's Wagner Carrilho In Drug Deal Rumour

X-factor's Wagner Carrilho In Drug Deal Rumour

Brazilian Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho, who generally is better known by his stage name, Wagner Carrilho, is said to be in hot water after a dubious on-line news website reported that he regularly bought illegal drugs in

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Added: 29 November 2010
X-factor Judge In Dramatic 'I Quit' Threat

X-factor Judge In Dramatic 'I Quit' Threat

Aussie X-Factor Judge and lesser known Minogue sister, Dannii, has dramatically threatened to quit the hugely successful ITV show after she reportedly demanded that she should have her wages more than doubled to match those

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Added: 29 November 2010
Justin Bieber And Nicole Scherzinger To Have Love Child

Justin Bieber And Nicole Scherzinger To Have Love Child

Two Guest Singers on ITVs Flagship Saturday Night television show The X-Factor have remarkably and controversially revealed they are the parents of a very small and young love child. Justin Bieber, a young boy who's voice

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Added: 29 November 2010
X-factor's Wagner Carrilho To End Romance With Katie Waissel

X-factor's Wagner Carrilho To End Romance With Katie Waissel

X-Factor 'Pretender to the Throne' Wagner Carrilho has today threatened to end his tumultuous on-off romance with wailer and fellow X-Factor disrupter Katie Waissel if he gets voted off the show this week. Speaking from Louis'

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Added: 28 November 2010
The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

LONDON - Cheryl Cole was speaking before the English Garden Club at the Monty Python Hotel in Brompton when she was asked how her American boyfriend was doing. She smiled and said proudly that Derek and

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Added: 27 November 2010
Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Hooker Nan Fancies Threesome With Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole?

Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Hooker Nan Fancies Threesome With Simon Cowell And Cheryl Cole?

Sheila Bugle, the disowned 81 year old prostitute grandmother of controversial X-Factor contestant Katie Waissel remained rabidly unrepentent this morning regarding her lifestyle, according to sources. Sheila, who advertises her services on websit...

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Added: 26 November 2010
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Cheryl Cole's New Tattoo Nearly Touches Her Tinky Winky

We all know how she loves her tattoos, and X-Factor judge and mime artiste etraordinaire, Cheryl Cole, didn't disappoint recently as she revealed a brand new tramp stamp, which according to sources, wraps right the

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Added: 26 November 2010
Wagner - Surprise Judge On X Factor In Us?

Wagner - Surprise Judge On X Factor In Us?

Rumours are circulating that Simon Cowell will be taking Wagner to appear as a judge on X factor in the US after a rift developed between him and Cheryl Cole. Insiders claim that Simon is tiring

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Added: 26 November 2010

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